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Teacher : kaun si chidiya sab se
fast udti hai?
Student : haathi !
Teacher : nalayak... Tera baap kya
karta hai?
Student : woh taliban me Al Qaida
mei kaam krte
hai !!
Teacher : shabash !
Likho bacchon, answer likho,
HAATHI...!!
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